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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Author: Joan Rivers

A man in all the world's new fashion planted, That hath a mint of phrases in his brain.
Author: William Shakespeare

A man is morally free when, in full possession of his living humanity, he judges the world, and judges other men, with uncompromising sincerity.
Author: George Santayana

A man is very apt to complain of the ingratitude of those who have risen far above him.
Author: Samuel Johnson

A man of genius is privileged only as far as he is genius. His dullness is as insupportable as any other dullness.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear.
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom).
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done? First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes