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But one thing is needful: and Mary hath chosen that good part, which shall not be taken away from her.
Author: Bible

But the body is deeper than the soul and its secrets inscrutable.
Author: E. M. Forster

But the very hairs of your head are all numbered.
Author: Bible

But unto you that fear my name shall the Sun of righteousness arise with healing in his wings.
Author: Bible

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor
Author: Abraham Lincoln

Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts? They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are always playing with them.
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Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
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Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? Because they have cotton balls.
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A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper. The patrolman told him to get out of the truck, and noticed that the driver appeared to be putting something in his mouth as he stepped out of the cab. Figuring that the driver was putting away his pep pills, the patrolman asked "Did I just see you swallow something?" "Yep, that was my birth control pill." said the driver. "Birth control pill?" asked the patrolman. "Yep, when I saw your light, I knew I was fucked."
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One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
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