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A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.
Author: David Coblitz

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece.
Author: Ludwig Erhard

A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.
Author: Alfred E. Wiggam

A councilor ought not to sleep the whole night through, a man to whom the populace is entrusted, and who has many responsibilities.
Author: Homer

A crow is no whiter for being washed.
Author: French Proverb

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !
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What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !
This is the joke from a category: Ant jokes

What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !
This is the joke from a category: Ant jokes

What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !
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Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms won't you!" The first one replied, "Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."
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