Best Cell Phones

Calendars are for careful people, not passionate ones.
Author: Chuck Sigars

Call no man foe, but never love a stranger.
Author: Stella Benson

Can there any good thing come out of Nazareth?
Author: Bible

Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you.
Author: Harry S Truman

Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there.
Author: Henry James

Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX? A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with.
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Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.
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Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants.
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Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits.
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.
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