Best quotes to send by SMS
Peter Ustinov Critics search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit, they eventually find.
Author: Peter Ustinov

Samuel Johnson Curiosity is one of the permanent and certain characteristics of a vigorous mind.
Author: Samuel Johnson

The Talmud Customs are more powerful than laws.
Author: The Talmud

English Proverb Danger and delight grow on one stalk.
Author: English Proverb

Andre Gide Dare to be yourself.
Author: Andre Gide

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes What is the dogs favourite city ? New Yorkie !
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Dog jokes What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !
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Dog jokes What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite !
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Dog jokes What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ? An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !
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Dog jokes What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ? A sausage dog !
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