Best quotes to send by SMS

Critics search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit, they eventually find.
Author: Peter Ustinov
Curiosity is one of the permanent and certain characteristics of a vigorous mind.
Author: Samuel Johnson
Customs are more powerful than laws.
Author: The Talmud
Danger and delight grow on one stalk.
Author: English Proverb
Dare to be yourself.
Author: Andre Gide
The best jokes to send by SMS

What is the dogs
favourite city ?
New
Yorkie !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?
A
petticoat !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What happened to the
dog that ate nothing but
garlic ?
His bark was much worse than it's bite !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross
a giraffe with a
dog ?
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What kind of dog sounds
like you can eat it
?
A sausage dog !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes