Best Cell Phones

Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards.
Author: Fred Hoyle

Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
Author: Slovenian Proverb

Sport is imposing order on what was chaos.
Author: Anthony Starr

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Author: W. C. Fields

Storms make oaks take deeper root.
Author: George Herbert

Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A: A milk sheik!
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

How do you stop a taliban tank ? Shoot the Guy Pushing it
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains? A: So they know where to stop shaving.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes