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Remember! Things in life will not always run smoothly. Sometimes we will be rising toward the heights - then all will seem to reverse itself and start downward. The great fact to remember is that the trend of civilization itself is forever upward, that a
Author: Endicott Peabody

I believe America's best days are ahead of us because I believe that the future belongs to freedom, not to fear.
Author: John Kerry

I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
Author: Edward Chilton

Reprove thy friend privately; commend him publicly.
Author: Solon

I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is a language I don't understand.
Author: Sir Edward Appleton

Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of it's face? - A: Because it's the scenter.
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Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? - A: RUFF!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes