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My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
Author: Vladimir Nabokov

My mom is the most famous thing about my video blog. Everyone likes moms. People enjoy watching people's family.
Author: Schlomo Rabinowitz

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.
Author: Quentin Crisp

My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
Author: Cathy Ladman

My poems are hymns of praise to the glory of life.
Author: Edith Sitwell

Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don't know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ? Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

... Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A.) Because red means Stop.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None, as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes