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Life is an adventure in forgiveness.
Author: Norman Cousins

In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from.
Author: Peter Drucker

Remove every barrier you can to fandom. A fan will be an evangelist for your work.
Author: Dave Kellett

Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know.
Author: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about yourself.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!
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Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off.
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Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A Bloodhound.
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Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward him. "Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in oil. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.' The mother superior is first to open hers. Staring at it for a moment, she leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"
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What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ? A dingo-ling !
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