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We must get beyond textbooks, go out into the bypaths... and tell the world the glories of our journey.
Author: John Hope Franklin

I would not know what the spirit of a philosopher might wish more to be than a good dancer.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

We must uphold the promise of Roosevelt, Truman, Kennedy, Johnson, Carter, and Clinton and never allow the President and his Republican friends to threaten Social Security by putting it on the Wall Street trading block.
Author: John Kerry

I would rather be the candidate of the NAACP than the NRA.
Author: John Kerry

We only do well the things we like doing.
Author: Colette

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? -It is a breeze
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How is snow white? -Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs
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Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes? -Catch my drift
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Why did the weather want privacy? -It was changing
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes