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No degree of dullness can safeguard a work against the determination of critics to find it fascinating.
Author: Harold Rosenberg

Read over your compositions, and wherever you meet with a passage which you think is particularly fine, strike it out.
Author: Samuel Johnson

I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Author: Oscar Wilde

If you enjoy the fruit, pluck not the flower.
Author: Anonymous

In the multitude of counsellors there is safety.
Author: Bible

Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "That's what they say," said his Dad. "Well, give me an apple quick ? I've just broken the doctor's window!"
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Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.
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Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, 'Watch out for worms won't you !' The first one replied, 'why should I ? They can watch out for themselves.
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What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don't eat.
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What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !
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