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The Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away; blessed be the name of the Lord.
Author: Bible

Houses are built to live in, not to look on; therefore, let use be preferred before uniformity, except where both may be had.
Author: Sir Francis Bacon

Say all you have to say in the fewest possible words, or your reader will be sure to skip them; and in the plainest possible words or he will certainly misunderstand them.
Author: John Ruskin

No computer network with pretty graphics can ever replace the salespeople that make our society work.
Author: Clifford Stoll

The man who runs may fight again.
Author: Menander

Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, "You bite him ? I'm driving."
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why do we have to hurry?" said one. "Can you read, you nut! It says, Tear along the dotted line'".
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

I hope you're not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesn't get any exercise. Oh, no, miss, I often sit around watching TV and not getting exercise either.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

So what exactly can I learn on the Internet? Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an Indian. How? See? It's working already.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? Because they can't stop saving their work.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes