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The most important thing she'd learned over the years was that there was no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one.
Author: Jill Churchill

The most profound joy has more of gravity than of gaiety in it.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

The most useless are those who never change through the years.
Author: James M. Barrie

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village.
Author: Marshall McLuhan

How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ? A lid !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ? Acis spades !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Adder ! Adder who ? Adder you get in here ?
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! A Fred ! A Fred who ? Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes