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Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
Author: Brendan Gill

I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
Author: Sir Richard Francis Burton

The more passions and desires one has, the more ways one has of being happy.
Author: Charlotte-Catherine

The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? An e-mergency.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Who's the chief of the internet? E-ronimo!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm. "This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks. Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?" The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes