Best quotes to send by SMS

The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting.
Author: Amanda Cross
The possession of unlimited power will make a despot of almost any man. There is a possible Nero in the gentlest human creature that walks.
Author: Thomas Bailey
The power to bring me out of solitude - or to push me back into it - had never belonged to another person. It was mine and only mine.
Author: Martha Beck
Nothing deters a good man from doing what is honourable.
Author: Seneca
The problem lay buried, unspoken for many years in the minds of American women. It was a strange stirring, a sense of dissatisfaction, a yearning that women suffered in the middle of the twentieth century in the United States. Each suburban housewife stru
Author: Betty Friedan
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cliff
!
Cliff who ?
Cliff hanger !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Coda
!
Coda who ?
Coda paint !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Comic
!
Comic who ?
Comic and see me sometime !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cork
!
Cork who ?
Cork and beans !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cows
!
Cows who ?
Cows go 'moo' not who !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes