Best quotes to send by SMS
Amanda Cross The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting.
Author: Amanda Cross

Thomas Bailey The possession of unlimited power will make a despot of almost any man. There is a possible Nero in the gentlest human creature that walks.
Author: Thomas Bailey

Martha Beck The power to bring me out of solitude - or to push me back into it - had never belonged to another person. It was mine and only mine.
Author: Martha Beck

Seneca Nothing deters a good man from doing what is honourable.
Author: Seneca

Betty Friedan The problem lay buried, unspoken for many years in the minds of American women. It was a strange stirring, a sense of dissatisfaction, a yearning that women suffered in the middle of the twentieth century in the United States. Each suburban housewife stru
Author: Betty Friedan

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Cliff ! Cliff who ? Cliff hanger !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Coda ! Coda who ? Coda paint !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Comic ! Comic who ? Comic and see me sometime !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ? Cork and beans !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who !
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