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We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.
Author: Judith Martin

Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.
Author: Bill Nye

Truth, after all, wears a different face to everybody, and it would be too tedious to wait till all were agreed.
Author: James Russell Lowell

Make hunger thy sauce, as a medicine for health.
Author: Thomas Tusser

We are quick to flare up, we races of men on the earth.
Author: Homer

What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliateddy !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

How do you start a teddy bear race ? Ready, teddy, go !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

There's a guy who's hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree. The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away. So the guy starts to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the bear returns, and this time he's brought an even bigger bear with him. The two bears climb up the tree, the bigger bear going higher than the first. But the guy climbed even higher still, so the bears couldn't reach him. Eventually, the bears went away. Naturally quite relieved, the guy starts down the tree again. Suddenly, the two bears return. But this time the guy knew he was in big trouble. Each bear was carrying a BEAVER.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ? A stripey sweater !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes