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The most difficult character in comedy is that of a fool, and he must be no simpleton who plays the part.
Author: Miguel de Cervantes

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crises. The great point is to bring them the real facts.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.
Author: Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

The most perfidious way of harming a cause consists of defending it deliberately with faulty arguments.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

Life's a voyage that's homeward bound.
Author: Herman Melville

How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences.
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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.
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What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound? King Koncord.
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What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.
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Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.
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