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One never knows what each day is going to bring. The important thing is to be open and ready for it.
Author: Henry Moore

Tis the advisor who suffers from bad advice.
Author: Anonymous

To accomplish great things, we must dream as well as act.
Author: Anatole France

The sign of an intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason.
Author: Marya Mannes

To avoid situations in which you might make mistakes may be the biggest mistake of all.
Author: Peter McWilliams

What language do the Vatican Police speak? Pig Latin!
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Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said 'N I L'. White-robed people were kneeling before the altar chanting hymns to The Great Nullity ,The Blessed Emptiness, and The Big Zero in the Sky. Morris turned to a white-robed observer beside him and wispered, .... ...... "Is Nothing Sacred?"
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Examiner: I think you know very little, if anything at all, about the Bible. Can you quote any passage? Student: 'Judas departed and went and hanged himself.' Examiner: Well, that's a surprise. Can you quote another? Student: 'Go thou and do likewise.'
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Who is the fastest runner in history. Adam - because he was the first in the human race.
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes

Who designed Noah's ark? An ark-itect !
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes