Best quotes to send by SMS
Randy K. Milholland Things aren't magically better if that's what you're hoping for. It's not that simple.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

William Shakespeare It is a familiar beast to man, and signifies love.
Author: William Shakespeare

William Lloyd Garrison I am in earnest; I will not equivocate; I will not excuse; I will not retreat a single inch; and I will be heard.
Author: William Lloyd Garrison

Confucius What the superior man seeks is in himself. What the mean man seeks is in others.
Author: Confucius

Colley Cibber We shall find no fiend in hell can match the fury of a disappointed woman,scorned, slighted, dismissed without a parting pang.
Author: Colley Cibber

The best jokes to send by SMS
Yo momma jokes yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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Yo momma jokes yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!
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Yo momma jokes YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y
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Yo momma jokes Yo Mama so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections
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Yo momma jokes Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
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