Best quotes to send by SMS

Things aren't magically better if that's what you're hoping for. It's not that simple.
Author: Randy K. Milholland
It is a familiar beast to man, and signifies love.
Author: William Shakespeare
I am in earnest; I will not equivocate; I will not excuse; I will not retreat a single inch; and I will be heard.
Author: William Lloyd Garrison
What the superior man seeks is in himself. What the mean man seeks is in others.
Author: Confucius
We shall find no fiend in hell can match the fury of a disappointed woman,scorned, slighted, dismissed without a parting pang.
Author: Colley Cibber
The best jokes to send by SMS

yo mama so fat that when she puts on her
yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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yo mama so fat she has seat belts
on the
chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS
ALL THE
KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo Mama so fat, she's gotta wake up in
sections
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Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow
I can't
believe it's not butter.
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes