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I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority.
Author: E. B. White

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
Author: Maureen Dowd

The basis of a democratic state is liberty.
Author: Aristotle

Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of a spiritless situation. It is the opium of the people.
Author: Karl Marx

Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? I'm not sure, but certainly rings a bell.
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Have you seen www.amnesia.com? Sorry, I just can't remember.
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Have you seen www.busfull.com? No, I'm afraid that one passed me by.
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What sits in the middle of the world wide web ? A very, very big spider !
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Do you like web jokes? Yes - they're e-larious!
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