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What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?
Author: Matt Groening

What I am actually saying is that we need to be willing to let our intuition guide us, and then be willing to follow that guidance directly and fearlessly.
Author: Shakti Gawain

Let him who desires peace prepare for war.
Author: Flavius Vegetius Renatus

What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The soul of this man is in his clothes.
Author: William Shakespeare

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
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Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
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Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
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Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
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Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
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