Best quotes to send by SMS
Henry Miller Living apart and at peace with myself, I came to realize more vividly the meaning of the doctrine of acceptance. To refrain from giving advice, to refrain from meddling in the affairs of others, to refrain, even though the motives be the highest, from tam
Author: Henry Miller

Agnes de Mille Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or howWe guess. We may be wrong, but we take leap after leap in the dark.
Author: Agnes de Mille

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Look not mournfully into the past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the present. It is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy future, without fear.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

William Shakespeare Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none.
Author: William Shakespeare

Rabbi Julius Gordon Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Author: Rabbi Julius Gordon

The best jokes to send by SMS
Banana jokes They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already.
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Banana jokes What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
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Banana jokes Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.
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Banana jokes What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
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Banana jokes What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.
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