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For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head.
Author: Bible

For to me to live is Christ, and to die is gain.
Author: Bible

For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
Author: Bible

For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth.
Author: Bible

Force overcome by force. (Vi Victa Vis)
Author: Cicero

The world's most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel. "They're yours, but what are they for?" the genie asked. "I'm tired of walking everywhere--I want to just ride the horse. The sumo wrestler is so that I won't have to work to get on the horse." "But the squirrel?" asked the genie. "I need something to go 'click-click' to start the horse!!!"
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A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. He says "What's this?" She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there." He goes, "Geez...oooh....I..." She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray."
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What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care!
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Q. What is the bigest pencil in the world? A. Pennsylvania
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What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? Show me your mussels.
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