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Genius might be described as a supreme capacity for getting its possessors into trouble of all kinds.
Author: Samuel Butler

Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Get happiness out of your work or you may never know what happiness is.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

Get up, stand up Stand up for your rights Get up, stand up Don't give up the fight.
Author: Bob Marley

Getting in touch with your true self must be your first priority.
Author: Tom Hopkins

What lives in gum trees ? Stick insects !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What's a bee-line ? The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she asked. "Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What's more dangerous than being with a fool ? Fooling with a bee !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

How do we know that insects are so clever ? Because they always know when your eating outside !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes