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Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.
Author: A. J. Liebling

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Author: Thomas Jones

Friendship make prosperity more shining and lessens adversity by dividing and sharing it.
Author: Cicero

From lightest words sometimes the direst quarrel springs.
Author: Cato the Elder

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Author: Groucho Marx

Wyatt, Milford and Calhoun were standing one on top of the other trying to measure a flag pole. A man passing by yelled up to them, "Why don't you guys just take down the pole, lay it down on the ground and measure it?" "We don't wanna measure the length, mister!" Wyatt sneered. "We wanna measure the height!"
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Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter because he couldn't stand the draft?
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Did you hear about the Finn who spent a fortune building a storm cellar in case there was an earthquake.
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Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket? Because the label said General Foods.
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How do Filipinos count money? One-a, two-a, three-a, four-a, another-a ...
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