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Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Author: Tennessee Williams

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place
Author: Abraham Lincoln

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
Author: Mark Twain

I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
Author: Gilda Radner

Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !
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What is a black cat's favourite TV show ? Miami Mice !
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When the cat's away.....? The house smells better !
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A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse me", he said to the cat in charge, "Can you get milk stains out?" "Sure," replied the cat. "We'll have that stain licked in a minute!"
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"Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat!" "How long have you had this problem?" the doctor asked. "Lest's see," said the patient, "Mom had the litter in '41
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