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May your walls know joy; May every room hold laughter and every window open to great possibility.
Author: Maryanne Radmacher-Hershey

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
Author: Aldous Huxley

Memories of our lives, of our works and our deeds will continue in others.
Author: Rosa Parks

Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves.
Author: Gene Fowler

Men are slower to recognize blessings than misfortunes.
Author: Titus Livius

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it is two-tired (too tired).
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What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !
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How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes eight million years.
This is the joke from a category: Biologist jokes

Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication. He had managed to decode many of their underwater sounds and to translate them into English. His latest research had proved that they can communicate over a distance of 300 miles. When asked what could they possibly have to say at such distances he replied, "As best as we can figure, it is something like - Hey, can you hear me now?
This is the joke from a category: Biologist jokes

A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of captive grizzly bears. They had only two applicants - a beautiful young women biologist and an older male biologist. The mammalogist in charge of the project knew that not everyone can handle working with such fierce creatures so he decided to test their skills with the bears. The two hopefuls followed him out to the bear pen. He first asked the young women to show him what she could do. She entered the cage, stripped down to her bikini, and the largest bear walked up and nuzzled her bare legs. The astonished mammalogist then said to the old man, "Can you do that?" "You're darn right I can," said the old man, "just get that bear out of there first !"
This is the joke from a category: Biologist jokes