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Don't limit a child to your own learning, for he was born in another time.
Author: Rabbinical Saying

Don't open a shop unless you like to smile.
Author: Chinese Proverb

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.
Author: Harry Emerson Fosdick

Don't take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to.
Author: Josh Billings

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water.
Author: Swedish Proverb

Jewish telegram: "Begin worrying. Details to follow."
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Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
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Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
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An Irishman joined the American Air Force and was making his first parachute jump. The instructor said, "When you jump out of the plane, shout Geronimo and pull the ripcord." When the Irishman woke up in hospital a few days later the first thing he said was, "What was the name of that Indian again?"
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Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twelve. Four to form a Parliamentary study committee to decide how to solve the problem, one Francophone to complain that I didn't translate this joke into French, one Native Canadian to protest that the interests of Native Canadians have been overlooked, one woman from the National Action Committee On the Status Of Women to say that women have been underrepresented in the process, one to go over the border to the Niagara Falls Factory Outlet Mall and buy a new bulb and not pay duty on it on the way back, one to actually screw it in, one to collect taxes on the whole procedure so the government can afford it, one to buy a case of Molson for everybody to drink, and one to drop the puck.
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