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Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater that had an extra arm.
Author: Pamela Ribon

He attacked everything in life with a mix of extrordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.
Author: Douglas Adams

He doubly benefits the needy who gives quickly.
Author: Publilius Syrus

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
Author: Douglas Adams

He had learned over the years that poor people did not feel so poor when allowed to give occasionally.
Author: Lawana Blackwell

Knock Knock Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ? Athena reindeer landing on your roof !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Axel ! Axel who ? Axel grease !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Baby Owl ! Baby Owl who ? Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won't !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who ? Bar-B-Q-t, but I think you're even cuter !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ? Bark you car on the drive !
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