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If you really do put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price.
Author: Anonymous

If you scatter thorns, don't go barefoot.
Author: Italian Proverb

If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right.
Author: Henry Ford

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.
Author: Mario Andretti

If you want to be free, there is but one way; it is to guarantee an equally full measure of liberty to all your neighbors. There is no other.
Author: Carl Schurz

Why did the viper want to become a python ? He got the coiling !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What's the best thing about deadly snakes ? They've got poisonality !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

Why did the viper, viper nose ? Because the adder, adder hankerchief !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What's long, green and goes hith ? A snake with a lisp !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes