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Actions lie louder than words.
Author: Carolyn Wells

Admit that your own private Mount Everest exists. That is half the battle.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Adversity is the touchstone of friendship.
Author: French Proverb

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Author: Stephen Leacock

Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.
Author: Stanislaw J. Lec

Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.
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What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette ? A blonde doing cartwheels.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A friend meets up with her friend as she is picking her car up from the mechanic. Her friend asks, "Everything ok with your car now?" The blonde replies, "Yes, thank goodness. I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes