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You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence.
Author: Charles Austin Beard

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.
Author: Joe E. Lewis

We may lay in a stock of pleasures, as we would lay in a stock of wine; but if we defer tasting them too long, we shall find that both are soured by age.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

You should pray for a sound mind in a sound body.
Author: Juvenal

You thought I was writing The Truth? Honey, I don't even know what The Truth means.
Author: Hugh Elliott

A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L." The bartender says, "What's an M L?" The brunette says, "A Miller Light." Another brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L" The bartender says, "What's a B L?" She says, "Bud Light." A dumb blonde walks in and says, "Gimme a 15." The bartender says, "What's a fifteen?" The blonde says, "7&7, duh!"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde. ''No,'' said the brunette. ''Okay,'' said the blonde, ''you start.''
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant posession.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes