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America is a young country with an old mentality.
Author: George Santayana

America is therefore the land of the future, where, in the ages that lie before us, the burden of the World's History shall reveal itself.
Author: Georg W. Hegel

American foreign policy must be more than the management of crisis. It must have a great and guiding goal: to turn this time of American influence into generations of democratic peace.
Author: George W. Bush

Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.
Author: Edgar Watson Howe

America's present need is not heroics, but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution, but restoration.
Author: Warren G. Harding

Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Professor Yes, but I thought it was mine!
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And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.
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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.
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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit.
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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.
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