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I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
Author: Mitch Hedberg

Why be a man when you can be a success?
Author: Bertolt Brecht

It is destruction to the weak man to attempt to imitate the powerful.
Author: Phaedrus

The body says what words cannot.
Author: Martha Graham

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius.
Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesn't work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac off, hold down the mouse clicker, and power the Mac back up." Customer: "Look, I don't have three hands!"
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Customer: "It says I've performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"
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There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere. Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, 'Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work !?'
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Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.
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What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer? PC Plod.
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