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O jest unseen, inscrutable, invisible, As a nose on a man's face, or a weathercock on a steeple.
Author: William Shakespeare

O wise man, wash your hands of that friend who associates with your enemies.
Author: Saadi

O, how this spring of love resembleth The uncertain glory of an April day!
Author: William Shakespeare

Observe due measure, for right timing is in all things the most important factor.
Author: Hesiod

Obtain from yourself all that makes complaining useless. No longer implore from others what you yourself can obtain.
Author: Andre Gide

Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper. Daughter: But, Mum, it's part of my homework. 'If you take an eighth of a cake from a whole cake, how much is left.
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Mandy was applying for a summer job. 'How old are you?' asked the owner of the store. 'I'm twelve years old, Sir,' answered Mandy. 'And what do you expect to be when you grow up ?' 'Twenty one, Sir.'
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Why did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window? He wanted to see a waterfall.
This is the joke from a category: Children jokes

A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced down the last sip she noticed three of those little green army guys in the bottom of the cup. She asked, "Honey, why would three little green army guys be in the bottom of my cup?" Her grandson replied, "You know grandma, it's like on TV, 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup."
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Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners. Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school dinners, one is more than enough !
This is the joke from a category: Children jokes