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Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.
Author: Eric Sevareid

Death hath so many doors to let out life.
Author: John Fletcher

Death is not the worst thing; rather, when one who craves death cannot attain even that wish.
Author: Sophocles

Death's brother, Sleep.
Author: Virgil

Deeds, not words shall speak me.
Author: John Fletcher

What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come !
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Why do dogs run in circles ? Because its hard to run in squares !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him, naturally.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What did the dog take when he was run down? The license number of the car that hit him.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes