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Dr. Thomas Fuller Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them, get them right, or they will get you wrong.
Author: Dr. Thomas Fuller

Robert Byrne Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Author: Robert Byrne

Andy Gibb Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.
Author: Andy Gibb

Ralph Waldo Emerson Give all to love; obey thy heart.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Walt Whitman Give me the splendid silent sun with all his beams full-dazzling.
Author: Walt Whitman

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Insect jokes What's a bees favourite flower ? A bee-gonias !
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Insect jokes What goes zzub, zzub ? A bee flying backwards !
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Insect jokes What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !
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Insect jokes What did the bee to the other bee in summer ? Swarm here isn't it !
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Insect jokes How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !
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