Best quotes to send by SMS

Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them, get them right, or they will get you wrong.
Author: Dr. Thomas Fuller
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Author: Robert Byrne
Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.
Author: Andy Gibb
Give all to love; obey thy heart.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Give me the splendid silent sun with all his beams full-dazzling.
Author: Walt Whitman
The best jokes to send by SMS

What's a bees favourite flower ?
A
bee-gonias !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What goes zzub, zzub ?
A bee flying
backwards !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What did the spider say to the bee ?
Your
honey or your life !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What did the bee to the other bee in summer
?
Swarm here isn't it !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?
A
humdred !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes