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Anyone can revolt. It is more difficult silently to obey our own inner promptings, and to spend our lives finding sincere and fitting means of expression for our temperament and our gifts.
Author: Georges Rouault

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Author: Douglas Adams

Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.
Author: Unknown

Anything that can be done chemically can be done by other means.
Author: William S. Burroughs

Anything you fully do is an alone journey.
Author: Natalie Goldberg

Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !
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What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !
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Q: Why couldn't the cat speak? A: The dog taped his mouth.
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A mother was teaching her 3-year-old the Lord's prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer. "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail, Amen."
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A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a daddy long legs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a mommy long legs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy long legs." The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, we're not having any of THAT in our garden."
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