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Do the one thing you think you cannot do. Fail at it. Try again. Do better the second time. The only people who never tumble are those who never mount the high wire. This is your moment. Own it.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Do what you love, love what you do, leave the world a better place and don't pick your nose.
Author: Jeff Mallett

Do you want to spend the rest of your life selling sugared water or do you want a chance to change the world?
Author: Steve Jobs

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Author: Ann Landers

Don't be afraid to see what you see.
Author: Ronald Reagan

Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don't worry, I don't expect anyone will notice.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ? Boy monster: Yes - it's green and wrinkly !
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

Fred's new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes