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One has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.
Author: Alice James

It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.
Author: Robert Anton Wilson

One man's folly is another man's wife.
Author: Helen Rowland

One must also accept that one has 'uncreative' moments. The more honestly one can accept that, the quicker these moments will pass.
Author: Etty Hillesum

One must know oneself, if this does not serve to discover truth, it at least serves as a rule of life and there is nothing better.
Author: Blaise Pascal

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission.
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How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet? They were both dating the same girl in high school.
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Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia? A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.
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Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.
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Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.
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