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I'm struck by the insidious, computer-driven tendency to take things out of the domain of muscular activity and put them into the domain of mental activity. The transfer is not paying off. Sure, muscles are unreliable, but they represent several million y
Author: Brian Eno

Lady you bereft me of all words, Only my blood speaks to you in my veins, And there is such confusion in my powers.
Author: William Shakespeare

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
Author: Roseanne Barr

I've often thought the Bible should have a disclaimer in the front saying this is fiction.
Author: Ian McKellen

In peace there's nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility.
Author: William Shakespeare

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No one knows, it's never happened.
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How are men like noodles? They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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