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Remember that fear always lurks behind perfectionism. Confronting your fears and allowing yourself the right to be human can, paradoxically, make you a far happier and more productive person.
Author: Dr. David M. Burns

Remember that what you believe will depend very much on what you are.
Author: Noah Porter

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
Author: W. C. Fields

Repetition is the death of art.
Author: Robin Green

Perfection is a road, not a destination. Every time I live, I get an education.
Author: Burk Hudson

Doctor: "Good news you passed your hearing test!" Patient: "HUH"
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said. "I'll be ready in a few minutes," she said. "Why don't you play with Rollo while you're waiting? He does wonderful tricks. He rolls over, shakes hands, sits up, and if you make a hoop with your arms, he'll jump through." The dog followed Paul onto the balcony and started rolling over. Paul made a hoop with his arms and Rollo jumped through -- and over the balcony railing. Just then Paul's date walked out. "Isn't Rollo the cutest, happiest dog you've ever seen?" "To tell the the truth," he replied, "he seemed a little depressed to me."
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? - A: It stole the show!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The Outside.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes