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The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
Author: Nathaniel Borenstein

The most potent muse of all is our own inner child.
Author: Stephen Nachmanovitch

Patience is the greatest of all virtues.
Author: Cato the Elder

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
Author: Lucille S. Harper

The noun of self becomes a verb. This flashpoint of creation in the present moment is where work and play merge.
Author: Stephen Nachmanovitch

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? "Oops! King Kong ring wrong."
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ? Actor you, my dear Alphonse !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ? Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Agatha ! Agatha who ? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ? Aileen against my Rolls Royce!
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes