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A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life.
Author: Robertson Davies

A harvest of peace is produced from a seed of contentment.
Author: American Proverb

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!
Author: William Shakespeare

A human being must have occupation if he or she is not to become a nuisance to the world.
Author: Dorothy L. Sayers

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot then looks into his pocket. he does this over and over again. finally the bartender asks why he orders a shot and after drinking it he looks into his pocket. the man responded " i have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then i'll go home."
This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. "S'cuse me," said another bar patron, who was puzzled over what McPherson had done. "What was that all about?" "Nothing," said the Irishman, "my wife sent me out for a jar of olives."
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Contrary to what people say, you can indeed drink to relax. Of course sometimes, you get so calm, you can't move.
This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

At the end of the night a man leaves the bar. Outside he sees a nun. He walks over to her and slaps her in the face. Then he punches her in the stomach and knocks her over. He proceeds to kick her several times and when he's done he bends down to her and says, "not so tough tonight, are you Batman?"
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Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner. One says to the other, "Boy it sure is hot today. I'd really like to go into the bar and get a beer, but the sign on the front door says, "No Pets Allowed," and I can't leave Fido alone on the street." The other man replies, "No problem, just stand by the door and watch me, and you'll be having that beer real soon!" The second man reaches into his pocket and puts on a pair of dark sunglasses, and then walks into the bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Hey buddy, you can't bring that dog in here!" The man says, "But I'm blind, and this is my seeing-eye dog!" The bartender says, "Oh, okay then." The man drinks his beer and leaves. The first man then puts on dark sunglasses and goes into the bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Hey buddy, you can't bring that dog in here!" The man says, "But I'm blind, and this is my seeing-eye dog!" The bartender says, "Oh really? I've never heard of a Chihuahua seeing-eye dog!" The man, thinking quickly, blurts out, "Oh, man! You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?"
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