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Ask, and it shall be given you; Seek, and ye shall find; Knock, and it shall be opened unto you.
Author: Bible

Associate with well-mannered persons and your manners will improve. Run around with decent folk and your own decent instincts will be strengthened.
Author: Stanley Walker

Assumptions are the termites of relationships.
Author: Henry Winkler

At any rate, I am convinced that He [God] does not play dice.
Author: Albert Einstein

At high tide fish eat ants; at low tide ants eat fish.
Author: Thai Proverb

Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved? A: The United States of America!
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Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone? A: He turned into Hillary!
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Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. They're called "The Johnson Years".
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Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble? A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.
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Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved? A: The United States of America.
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