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The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.
Author: King Edward VIII

The things that one most wants to do are the things that are probably most worth doing.
Author: Winifred Holtby

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it.
Author: Josh Billings

The life of man is the true romance, which when it is valiantly conduced, will yield the imagination a higher joy than any fiction.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The tree is known by his fruit.
Author: Bible

Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
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There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving. They'd be wrong, but you could still use them.
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Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second. "You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish and....'"
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Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men? A. No phone numbers.
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