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Toughness doesn't have to come in a pinstriped suit.
Author: Senator Dianne Feinstein

Train up a child in the way he should go; and when he is old he will not depart from it.
Author: Bible

Travel only with thy equals or thy betters; if there are none, travel alone.
Author: The Dhammapada

Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
Author: Quentin Crisp

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
Author: Mark Twain

What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!
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What did the bumble bee striker say? Hive scored!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

What lights up a football stadium? A football match!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Ref: I'm sending you off Player: What for? Ref: The rest of the match!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

How does a physicist exercise? By pumping ion!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes