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Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for a time, leave us the weaker ever after.
Author: Alexander Pope

If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Our test of truth is a reference to either a present or imagined future majority in favour of our view.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.
Author: Bible

Outer space is no place for a person of breeding.
Author: Lady Violet Bonham Carter

What stars go to jail? Shooting stars.
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Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
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What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ? A Kong - vict !
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What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango.
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A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car? A police officer!
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes