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It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that.
Author: G. H. Hardy

The artist is a receptacle for emotions that come from all over the place: from the sky, from the earth, from a scrap of paper, from a passing shape...
Author: Pablo Picasso

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
Author: Jean Kerr

The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.
Author: Joseph Conrad

I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
Author: Matt Groening

What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books.
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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level.
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What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius.
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Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane.
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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
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