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If you have the opportunity to play this game of life you need to appreciate every moment. A lot of people don`t appreciate the moment until it's passed.
Author: Kanye West

If you knew what I know about the power of giving, you would not let a single meal pass without sharing it in some way.
Author: Buddha

If you refuse to be made straight when you are green, you will not be made straight when you are dry.
Author: African Proverb

If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes.
Author: Robert Redford

If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right.
Author: Mary Kay Ash

What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ? Whale of fortune !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes